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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Kate Middleton Impressed By Prince William?s African Proposal
Francis Ford Coppola Will Preview Interactive 'Twixt' at Comic-Con
Filed under: Movie News, Comic-Con

The unconventional film stars Val Kilmer, Bruce Dern, Elle Fanning of 'Super 8', and Ben Chaplin. Coppola describes 'Twixt' as "one part Gothic romance, one part personal film, and one part the kind of horror film that began my career."
The story for 'Twixt' came to Coppola during a vivid dream he had while on a trip to Istanbul and is inspired by the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and Nathaniel Hawthorne. It was formerly titled 'Twixt Now and Sunrise.'
Portions of the film will be presented at Comic-Con at a panel discussion on Saturday, July 23 in a unique, interactive approach that includes live music and performance artist Dan Deacon, which is also how Coppola intends fans to experience the film when it opens.
The movie will have 2D and 3D elements, an interesting development since about a year ago, Coppola called 3D "tiresome," mostly because of the need for 3D glasses.
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Source: http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/06/30/francis-ford-coppola-will-preview-twixt-at-comic-c/
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?No Doubt? Adrian Young Welcomes Daughter!
Source: http://www.celebritybabies.info/index.php/2011/06/15/no-doubt-adrian-young-welcomes-daughter/
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Say "I Love You"

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Wham! George Michael Takes a Stand!
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George has an idea that it all amounts to propaganda on behalf of the government to keep the masses from reading about any relevant [...]
Source: http://dumbasscelebrities.com/2008/06/17/wham-george-michael-takes-a-stand/
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
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Source: http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2011/05/17/most-popular-sunless-self-tanners/
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Guest Post: Are Men Really Having More Plastic Surgery?
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Akio Hirata?s Hats Exhibition by Nendo
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BigDawg Spotlight: Patriot Rocker Jeremy Dodge Tells Us to ?Stand Up?
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011
RZA Joining The Rock in 'G.I. Joe 2'
Filed under: Movie News, Coming Soon

Although RZA is best known as a rapper/producer, he is no stranger to the big screen, having starred in movies such as 'Repo Men,' 'Funny People' and 'American Gangster.' Considering his (and Wu-Tang's) love for martial arts, this 'G.I. Joe' role seems right up his alley.
Hit the jump to see what else we know about the sequel.
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Source: http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/06/28/rza-the-rock-g-i-joe-2/
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Rihanna Falls On Stage, Trips HERSELF! [Video]
Rihanna falls on stage – hard!
In the middle of singing (wait a minute, she’s lip-syncing!) ‘What’s My Name?’ for an Edmonton crowd Saturday night, Rihanna fell down, having tripped herself with her own feet.
The fall was a pretty awkward one, Rihanna seemed to have caught her left toe on her right ...
Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/06/27/rihanna-falls-on-stage-trips-herself-video/
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Come Back, John Cusack! All Is Forgiven!
Filed under: Features, Hot Topic

Dear John Cusack,
Happy birthday! Forty-five candles to blow out on June 28. You've given us so much movie joy over the past quarter-century that we'd like to mark this milestone with a small gift of our own.
It's a piece of advice: Return to your strengths. Charm us again. Make us laugh.
After all, is it us, or have you been in a gloomy funk for the past, oh, six years or so? How come all your recent movies have been such downers? Where's the funny, sharp, charismatic, wily, cool Chicago striver that moviegoers fell in love with 25 years ago and followed eagerly for the first two decades of your career? Why do you seem to be perpetually trapped under your own personal rain cloud?
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Source: http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/06/28/john-cusack-birthday/
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Natalie Portman?s Baby Name Leaked?
Source: http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/2011/06/27/natalie-portmans-baby-name-leaked/
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Jewel On Her Favorite Maternity Fashion!
Source: http://www.celebritybabies.info/index.php/2011/06/10/jewel-on-her-favorite-maternity-fashion/
Monday, June 27, 2011
Permission to rock: No one can stop you now!
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Nia Long?s Pregnancy Was A Surprise
Source: http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/2011/06/27/nia-longs-pregnancy-was-a-surprise/
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Teenormous Turns Two ? 140,000 Tees And Other Big Numbers
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Adam Scott in GQ
Photo credit: Ben Watts/GQ
Coat, $415, by DKNY. Suit, $595, by DKNY. Shirt, $300, by Etro. Tie, $105, by D&G. Shoes, $495, by Emporio Armani. Socks by Falke.
Source: http://vipglamour.net/2011/03/31/adam-scott-in-gq/
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Happy Birthday Megan Fox
Related posts:
- Megan Fox’s Passion Play Goes Straight to DVD
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- Megan Fox Picture from Passion Play
Source: http://meganfoxfans.net/happy-birthday-megan-fox/
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Sunday, June 26, 2011
Sponsored post ? Introducing EClinicMD
This amazing organization is on Twitter and Facebook. Sign up for EClinicMd today.
Source: http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2011/05/12/sponsored-post-introducing-eclinicmd/
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Blu-ray Review: Season of the Witch
Source: http://www.blogomatic3000.com/2011/06/25/blu-ray-review-season-of-the-witch/
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'Your Highness' Review: A Half-Baked Tale of Might, Magic and Mary Jane
Filed under: Reviews, Cinematical

If you're the kind of role-playing gamer who attempts to have sexual intercourse with every random NPC you come across, then 'Your Highness' was made specifically for you. This is the multi-million-dollar physical representation of a late night Dungeons and Dragons game with friends, one that's gone way past the point of anyone taking it seriously and sinking into that kind of "Who cares?" anarchy that happens when you're up way past your bedtime. You'll have to bring your own 20-sided die, but director / Dungeon Master David Gordon Green provides the rest.
There's a very specific kind of vibe that Green is attempting here -- it's loose, ribald, silly, and no one really seems to care how it all turns out in the end, but the film also wants to show respect to the sword-and-sorcery genre. The balance is such that the action sequences are meticulously staged to hold their own with any sword-clanging B-picture, while the comedy is so off-the-cuff that it's almost immediately forgettable. It doesn't help that there's basically only one kind of joke in 'Your Highness,' and the novelty of hearing co-writer and star Danny McBride utter anachronistic F-bombs is only slightly amusing the first time. By the 20th time, it's downright grating.
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Source: http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/04/08/your-highness-review-a-half-baked-tale-of-might-magic-and/
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10 Beat-the-Heat Summer Hairstyles
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Fortune hunters and Lombaxes get bundles
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The Crap We Missed ? Friday 6.24.11



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Summer means celebrities on yachts.

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Go Ahead and Smile
Source: http://www.celebritybabies.info/index.php/2011/06/23/go-ahead-and-smile/
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Saturday, June 25, 2011
The Perfect Dress
I think the dress is one of the first ingredients to making this look so effortless. �� I think this one from Anthropologie might be a good place to start my project of emulation.� Add in these platforms from Steve Madden and I think we are well on our way!
Source: http://www.latestbeauty.com/blog/view/6578/the_perfect_dress
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Green Mile?s Doug Hutchison Marries 16-Year-Old
Source: http://www.celebtv.com/igreen-milesi-doug-hutchison-marries-16yearold
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Spotlight: Johnny Depp's Charity Work
“I am honored to be associated with brave little Dustin by wearing this silver and leather wrist band.” – Johnny Depp wearing memorial bracelet at his induction to the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Golden Globe winner, musician (guitar), French winemaker and restaurateur, Johnny Depp is authentically touched by the genuine nature of a child’s request.
Depp made a voice message for a 17-year-old British girl who had been in a coma for five months; parents of the girl asked him to tape a voice message because he was the favorite actor of their daughter and they hoped playing the message everyday would help wake her up. As an advocate for Sophie's Gift, a growing database of celebrity messages aimed at helping coma patients and raising funds for crucial hospital equipment, Depp was touched by the letter and said he would do whatever he could to help.
Read more about Johnny Depp's charity work and events.Related articles
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Gap?s Black Magic Collection
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Voting For Your Favorite Videos Is Easier Than Ever With Our New VH1 Top 20 Video Countdown Site!
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Creative Week NYC
�The annual week of events (which was officially proclaimed as such by Mayor Michael Bloomberg, by the way) provides a terrific opportunity [...]
Source: http://blog.gettyimages.com/2011/05/18/10955/
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Megan Fox voted 'Sexiest Sci-fi Babe'
In a MSN movies poll, fans could vote for the sexiest actresses in Sci Fi movies.This Way, Halle Berry came out in second place for her role as Storm in the X Men trilogy, with Milla Jovovich�s part in The Fifth Element was voted third.
I am glad my fellow Star Wars fans added Natalie Portman to the list. She is number 4, playing Padm� Amidala in Episodes I,II and III of the saga. Classic Ripley�s character from 1979�s Alien also was present, having Sigourney Weaver as number 5 in the list.
Source: http://www.megan-fox.co.uk/2009/02/megan-fox-vited-sexiest-sci-fi-babe.html
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Friday, June 24, 2011
An Accidental Tourist in Filesharing Land
Fear not however p2pnet readers, Jon is still himself. A couple of nights ago he was visited by yet another health care worker, this person wearing an iPhone hooked to his [...]
Celebrity Mom Style: Fabulous at Any Age ? Our 20 Favorite Moms Over 35!
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Bristol Palin Dancing Causes Man To Shotgun His TV
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Lindsay Lohan Dodges Jail Sentence?Again
Source: http://www.celebtv.com/lindsay-lohan-dodges-jail-sentenceagain
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Kellan Lutz Poses with Fans in NYC
He might play a vampire, but this guy hardly has bite! He even leaves one of his fans a birthday message on a cell phone.
The actor is currently filming on set of the movie [...]
Source: http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2011-06-23/kellan-lutz-poses-with-fans-in-nyc/
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And It?s Six for Lauryn Hill
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Thursday, June 23, 2011
Lindsay Lohan is again arrested for DUI
Its merely few days that Lindsay Lohan finished rehab on July...
Source: http://www.lindsayblog.com/entry/lindsay-lohan-is-again-arrested-for-dui/
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Reggie Bush is dating a Kim Kardashian look-alike. [The Frisky]
Amber Rose has a reality show?!? Dear God. [A Socialite Life]
The ?Leave Britney Alone? guy is doing gay porn [...]
Source: http://www.celebitchy.com/164622/ice-t_coco_are_planning_on_making_a_baby_links/
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Hogan Filming for MCW, Challenge Issued to Hogan and Warrior for 2012
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Model Miranda Kerr high flying with her dog Frankie
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Tobey Maguire Sued Over Illegal Poker Game
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Dove Skin Care and DWTS Have a New Rising Star
Source: http://www.totalbeauty.com/editors_blogs/dove-skin-care-and-dwts-have-a-new-rising-star?lc=s0002
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011
George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Split
George Clooney are Elisabetta Canalis have reportedly ended their two year relationship.
According to TMZ, the couple released a joint statement saying they’re no longer dating, and they hope everyone respects their privacy during a very personal and difficult time.
While it might not be clear how come they split, we don’t think it’s because either [...]
Source: http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2011-06-22/george-clooney-and-elisabetta-canalis-split/
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Dermagenics: An Exciting New Moisturizer
Already, I love that the product has no discernible fragrance.� I have always been sensitive to fragrances but for some reason that sensitivity has been heightened lately, so fragrance is a make-or-break factor these days.� And when I put a dab of it on my hand (because I've already moisturized my face today) it really made my hand feel silky and soft.� There is a definite textural difference from the area where I smoothed on the Dermagenics and the area that was only moisturized by the hand lotion I had applied about 30 minutes before receiving the package from Dermagenics.� We're off to a good start, Dermagenics and I.
I'm looking forward to giving this product a whirl and will keep you posted on how my skin is feeling and looking over the next few weeks!
Source: http://www.latestbeauty.com/blog/view/6589/dermagenics%3a_an_exciting_new_moisturizer
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Kate Middleton And Prince William Choose Westminster Abbey For March 2011 Nuptials
Last Lap: Tuesday?s Odds And Ends In Music News
Source: http://blog.vh1.com/2011-06-21/last-lap-tuesdays-odds-and-ends-in-music-news-2/
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?The Promise? Kept Their Promise: No Piano Ties
Source: http://www.fash-eccentric.com/2011/06/the-promise-kept-their-promise-no-piano-ties/
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011
California?s Alyssa Campanella Crowned Miss U.S.A.
Source: http://www.celebtv.com/californias-alyssa-campanella-crowned-usa
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Oops? Jennifer Lopez?s Wardrobe Malfunction on German TV!
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Lindsay Lohan: Powerless & Broke
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Monday, June 20, 2011
Hayden Panettiere Drunk as a Skunk
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Will Smith Doesn?t Like Organized Religion, Humility
From US Magazine:
“I love my God, my higher power, but [...]
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Warner Bros. Buys David Dobkin?s ?Arthur & Lancelot,? Nicholas Sparks? Latest Novel, & Hires ?Halo: Reach? Writer For Action Rewrite
The David Dobkin script Arthur & Lancelot, which (as you'd guess) is a new telling of the Arthurian legend, only with a new spin.
The new Nicholas Sparks novel, The Best of Me.
And Halo: Reach writer Peter O'Brien will rewrite the action film Line of Sight.
First up, let's quickly go over Arthur & Lanceleot, which Wedding Crashers and The Change-Up director David Dobkin wrote as a relatively big-budget ($90m) contemporary retelling of the King Arthur story. (Sorry, fans of Matt Wagner's Mage -- that property may have just been pre-empted. Bummer.)
Studios like Fox and Universal were part of a bidding war that WB won, with the studio paying out a pretty massive two million for the script. David Dobkin will direct, too. Deadline [1] wonders whether WB is just trying to get all the currently circulating Arthurian scripts under one roof, given that the studio already has the Excalibur re-do [2], a Merlin origin story [3],� and Guy Ritchie's other Arthurian telling [4]. How about an Arthurian anthology? No, wait. How about not.
Moving on in order of the bullet list above, there is sappy but ultra-popular sentimentalist Nicholas Sparks, whose� books are consistently bought as movie material. (Safe Haven just landed Lasse Halstrom to direct; The Notebook was obviously a hit; and there are The Last Song and Nights in Rodanthe, just for starters.)
The latest is The Best of Me, about "former small-town high school sweethearts from opposite sides of the tracks. The story picks up when they are adults who broke up and took different paths. Neither has forgotten that first love affair, and they meet when they return to their hometown for a funeral. They confront the past and a possible future." [Deadline [5]]
Finally, Peter O'Brien, who wrote the story for Microsoft's game Halo: Reach, has been tapped to rewrite F. Scott Frazier's action script Line of Sight for producers Joel Silver and Andrew Rona.
The story follows "an elite commando squad transporting cargo while dealing with a global threat." THR [6] reports on the deal and says that the fact of Mr. O'Brien having written Halo: Reach was a significant factor in his hire for this one, so that might give you some indication of what to expect.
[1] http://www.slashfilm.com http://www.deadline.com/2011/06/warner-bros-buys-david-dobkins-arthur-lancelot-for-2-million/
[2] http://www.slashfilm.com/bryan-singer-considering-x-men-first-class-jack-the-giant-killer-and-excalibur/
[3] http://www.slashfilm.com/screenwriting-chris-smith-pens-holiday-tale-max-landis/
[4] http://www.slashfilm.com/trainspottings-john-hodge-rewriting-guy-ritchies-king-arthur-project/
[5] http://www.deadline.com/2011/06/warner-bros-buys-nicholas-sparks-upcoming-romance-novel-the-best-of-me/
[6] http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/warner-bros-lines-up-halo-202973
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Beauty And The Brits
Here’s 1960’s inspiration. I was totally channeling [...]
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Britney Spears is a Busy Mom
Britney Spears is on the go
After performing in Sacramento, Britney Spears hops on a plane to rush back to Los Angeles in time to catch her son’s elementary school graduation party.
Britney Spears, boyfriend Jason Trawick and Britney’s parents, Jamie and Lynne, all attended the graduation party. Sean Preston’s daddy Kevin Federline ...
Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/06/20/britney-spears-is-a-busy-mom/
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This Week In Trailers: Father?s Day, The Trip, Life 2.0, Monster Brawl, Point Blank, You?ve Been Trumped
Point Blank Trailer
It's this time of year when escapism reigns supreme. While I haven't really found anything that satisfies my need for Crank level kind of amusement this one looks pretty close.
Director/writer Fred Cavay� may not have scored any real awareness with his film The Next Three Days it was the nonetheless a breezy dramatic action vehicle that felt reminiscent of The Fugitive. This film, completed before Days, appears to be something a little more sinister and a whole lot more fun.
Of course you have to show our protagonist in love with his bride. While this cliche is trotted out in order for people to infer that he doesn't beat on his old lady with the heel of his shoe it nonetheless is a necessary evil when you have to paint in large, Taken-like, strokes. However, it does set up the rather obnoxious plot quite well. A little sizzle, a little explosion, and we see that our story's "What if..." wants to suppose of what would happen if a male nurse were to save a degenerate after a hit man does one of those sneaky moves where they kill a guy in a hospital but in this case the disorderly orderly comes in and saves the day at zero hour. From there it's pretty self-explanatory and you can appreciate that his woman is taken hostage so that our nameless bad guys can force the murse to free the man he saved from police protection. Silly, but the trailer makes you believe it's a wickedly great idea. And you know what, it is. I'm a mild fan of generic European action films (The Transporter, Unknown, etc...) when they're done right and this looks like a light midday snack of a movie I could digest easily.
Execution is everything and this one is not wasting any moments. The scenes here are so convoluted and mashed together that it not only obfuscates the plot but it shows a wonderful representation of what you can expect from a movie that flat out tells you that our guy has three hours to get the intended target back to wherever the hell he needs to be so he can see his wife.
I honestly could care less what happens to either of them because it's been a while since I've seen a good cat and mouse vehicle and summertime is the right time for something like this movie. Count me in.
Father's Day Trailer
I realize this may seem like a blatant SEO trick, but it's not. This is legitimately one of the best trailers I've seen this week.
I've been a Troma fan ever since, sorry mom, I was about ten and sneaked a peek at not only The Toxic Avenger but Class of Nuke 'Em High. There was just something endearing and exciting about many of their schlocky productions that it seems as if the ultimate quality isn't as important as it is about making something that can be enjoyed on an ironic level. Worst case scenario is that you find one that is just mediocre at best. Many times the films surpass many of those actually spending lots of money to entertain and this trailer feels like a warm blanket being tossed over the legs on a cold night; it's familiar, yet, I couldn't have come up with anything as close as this even if I tried.
You can't really argue with the throwback vibe of the opening here and even though I couldn't tell you what in the world is happening with the plot and what we're really doing here it just looks flat out fun. The set up is wildly entertaining and the establishment of a real narrative is nowhere to be found. I've lost perspective at what I should get from movies that are aiming well below high polished properties but from the obnoxious lighting, to the preposterous acting, and the silly dialogue I'm completely on board at about the minute thirty-five second mark. From the music, the horrifically bad effects, the sheer preposterous of it all, I couldn't be more pleased.
There are monsters here for reasons I'm unsure of and totally fake mannequins being tossed over a cliff as if to pretend it's a real being (it's pretty awesome, I won't lie) but for the life of me I can't explain to you, rationally, why anyone would want to see this movie. However, I do and I want to see it pretty bad. It's probably my inner ten year-old wanting to see whether Troma still has it in them. From the looks of it, they do.[Twitch [1]]
Monster Brawl Trailer
I will admit that I did not see Jesse T. Cook's previous film, Scarce [2]. If it was anything like what I see here it's a pretty good bet I don't need to see it in order to get an idea of the guy's sensibilities.
This trailer, while not exceptionally alluring in any regard, is pure schlock. I would rank it with the Troma feature above and I don't think that's being anything but honest. In fact, the presentation is good enough that I can forgive every misstep. For who among us wouldn't have at least a fleeting interest in seeing a movie with Kids In The Hall alum Dave Foley alongside wrestling legend Jimmy Hart? For Godsakes, the man with the motor mouth is almost seventy years old and he can still rock a microphone while shucking and jiving with the best of them.
On top of that you have a premise that is beyond laughable yet is packaged in a way that only has your complete enjoyment in mind. Yes, it's preposterous and yes it won't be winning any kind of prizes for any�originality�but that doesn't take away that you have competitors with names such as Witch Bitch battling Swamp Gut and a werewolf fresh off the set of Teen Wolf. This movie is having fun and I completely get it. It's not hiding anything about what it is as it fully embraces its silliness.
The final third of this trailer is even better as the fighting is tightly�choreographed�and, again, looks like nothing but pure cheese. I enjoy the humor that's implicit in this movie along with showing some solid money shots of extreme violence. I have no bad words to say about a movie that is trying hard to entertain your jaded ass in a way that is oddly interesting and wholly exuberant.
Life 2.0 Trailer
I heard a story about the film on Second Life through NPR's On The Media last week [3].
Filmmaker Jason Spingarn-Koff made a movie about a few people who played this "game" of sorts and found a lot of interesting things with regard to his subjects. From a grown man who pretends to be a little girl to the couple who left their real life spouses, cheating on their�significant�others in this virtual world in order to�consummate�their online relationship, there is a lot to digest.
However, the trailer makes it all understandable from the beginning without, oddly, getting into the technology right away. By luring you into a sense of lovey dovey goodness as you see this couple coming together in real life at an airport, noshing on one another once they're united, it's seeing what their avatars look like in Second Life only to hear the woman say that her husband is coming, her avatar�disappearing�completely, that it lays the foundation for what you're about to see. It hooked me clean.
What's more is that this trailer is less interested in simply going back and forth with these examples and is more interested in saying that here's a movie that is hopefully going to show you how the line between addiction and casual gamer can become distorted. The point where reality and fantasy collide is an interesting one and it appears that all of our subjects have some stories to tell about what happened to them in this space. It looks like it wants to marry both the fantasy with the hard reality that these people have to navigate when not plugged into their digital lives.
There is not one wasted moment here, and for that alone it deserves high praise, but it's the examination of the individuals who we'll be following that is the real attraction.
You've Been Trumped Trailer
I like to see reckless tycoons get their comeuppance just as much as the other guy but I'm not sure the thesis is really made well against the man with the golden locks.
What's special about this trailer isn't documentary filmmaker Anthony Baxter's topic, Donald Trump's development of a golf course in Scotland, on what is ostensibly Scotland's most environmentally precious land, but it's the dramatic fashion in which this trailer takes us from initial concept of the golf course to the hullabaloo surrounding it once it's being developed. Like I mentioned, I don't think the thesis is well developed as, if it is, it needs to be better constructed before I think there's anything more here other than a guy who has a chip on his shoulder and wants to start a row with a guy who would love the attention.
Yes, building golf courses is an exercise of resource depletion from the amount of land that has to be used and the amount of water, chemicals, et al,, that are required to maintain it. It's boggling to be sure but this trailer feels more like an attack piece that uses the grumpy old neighbor, some tree huggers, and people who live in the community that are butt hurt about its presence to make his point. From where I stand it appears that Trump bought the land legally, he certainly didn't claim it for his own with a flag of his family crest and declare it his own sovereign nation, so why Baxter isn't making a movie about those who sold it to him is even more baffling. I could have gotten the level of reporting here by watching my NBC affiliate make a story about this course and I think the million dollar question that isn't asked when you see this trailer is: Of all the golf courses that are being developed right now and that are doing the exact same thing Trump is doing what makes this such a compelling case? The trailer is the visual representation of a limp fight, really. That's what makes this such an interesting watch, the weakness of the argument it's trying to make.
The overly dramatic music, the footage of the cameraman being accosted by the local constable to stop filming, the attempts to get Trump on camera, the huge letters that say "IT'S THE FILM THEY LOCKED UP", it's all very funny actually. I get it, though. Yes, Trump is a twit for building a golf course on sensitive land and I feel bad for the guy who has had well trouble because of the land movers but this is really nothing more than a piece that belongs on Dateline, a movie whose net effect will not do anything to derail the plans of a man bent on opening up a golf course.
The Trip Clip
This has made me laugh again and again and again, every single time I play it.
If ever there was a case to be made for films just playing a clip and letting people make a buying decision based on that this film would have had my money even before it was done.
Go see this movie as soon as you can.
Note bene: If you have any suggestions of trailers to possibly be included in this column, even have a trailer of your own to pitch, please let me know by sending me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com
In case you missed them, here are the other trailers we covered at /Film this week:
Lucky Trailer [4]- I'm not only a little sure, I'm POSITIVE I don't have a clue what the hell is happening in this trailer. It certainly doesn't inspire confidence.
Larry Crowne Trailer 2 [5] - My parents will love this film. Myself? Not even if Thor was the only other movie playing.
Planes Trailer [6] - If I was five I'm sure this would seem like something worth watching.
Bellflower Trailer [7] - This is the kind of trailer that makes you want to spend money. Classy, tightly edited, and brimming with the promise of a movie that you wish you could see right now.
Our Idiot Brother Trailer #2 [8] - Honestly, this looks like a date film. Nothing wrong with that but that's about as good as it's going to get.
Beneath The Darkness Trailer [9] - Well, I hope this at paid for a cabin in Tahoe for Quaid. Awful trailer.
Moneyball Trailer [10] - Goof on me all you like but I'm actually looking forward to this. There doesn't seem to be anything especially novel about it but there's a Jerry Maguire-ness about it.
Attack The Block Red Band Trailer [11] - The more you see about this movie the more you realize this is a movie that needs to be seen to be believed.
The Muppets Trailer [12] - Anytime you want to show the movie without being clever about your marketing just let me know.
Alvin And The Chimpmunks - Chipmunked Trailer [13] - Seriously, another one? This teaser doesn't inspire as much as it threatens to bring the same amount of awfulness back into my life.
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Trailer #2 [14] - If you're a fan of this series there's no way you could walk away from this trailer without feeling something. Great trailer.
[1] http://twitchfilm.com/news/2011/06/dan-bern-sings-on-the-new-teaser-for-troma-and-astron-6s-fathers-day.php
[2] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Jypgg8vW8
[3] http://www.onthemedia.org/transcripts/2011/06/10/04
[4] http://www.slashfilm.com/lucky-trailer/
[5] http://www.slashfilm.com/larry-crowne-trailer-2/
[6] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRznx2b0Zg
[7] http://www.slashfilm.com/bellflower-trailer-real-sxsw-buzz-film/
[8] http://www.slashfilm.com/our-idiot-brother-trailer-2/
[9] http://www.slashfilm.com/beneath-darkness-trailer/
[10] http://www.slashfilm.com/video-brad-pitt-jonah-hill-moneyball/
[11] http://www.slashfilm.comBellflower Trailer - This is the kind of trailer that makes you want to spend money. Classy, tightly edited, and brimming with the promise of a movie that you wish you could see right now. Our Idiot Brother Trailer #2 - Honestly, this looks like a date film. Nothing wrong with that but that's about as good as it's going to get. Beneath The Darkness Trailer - Well, I hope this at paid for a cabin in Tahoe for Quaid. Awful trailer. Moneyball Trailer - Goof on me all you like but I'm actually looking forward to this. There doesn't seem to be anything especially novel about it but there's a Jerry Maguire-ness about it.
[12] http://www.slashfilm.com/muppets-green-teaser-trailer/
[13] http://www.slashfilm.com/alvin-chipmunks-chipwrecked-teaser-trailer/
[14] http://www.slashfilm.com/harry-potter-deathly-hallows-part-2-final-trailer/
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